SINUS INFECTIONS BEWARE!!!

Come one, come all! Hear the amazing story of Sinuses Gone Bad! There was a time when the Sinuses in the quaint town of Lindsay were a peaceful place, when the law-abiding citizen bacteria were only the good kind. But 12 years ago, the picture rapidly changed, and now the Sinuses in Lindsay are incapable of surviving The Attack of the Bad Bacteria on their own. The Bad Bacteria has known ties to hoodlum gangs of Allergies, under the tags of "C-Zon'L" and "KRoNik." Working in conjunction with The Common Cold, they have wreaked havoc on the Sinuses, now too weak to fight against even the smallest Allergy Attack.

Much community involvement has gone into the fight. For twelve long years, Lindsay has employed the reliable likes of Allegra-D, Claritin, and Nasalcrom, to provide constant vigilance in the fight against the Allergies gang, but it's often not enough. At least five times a year, the town of Lindsay has had to seek outside reinforcement to restore a semblence of peace. Always an expensive and time-consuming venture, they have relied on the "Big Guns" Erythromycin, Ceclor, and good-old, reliable Amoxicyllin. It's been a long and tiresome battle trying to keep the peace in the town of Lindsay, and now, sadly, the Sinuses are shot. But this is not the first time this story has been told, and another community has stepped in to foot the bill for a much larger venture that will revolutionize life in the Lindsay community. Lindsay will be greatly indebted to all the benefactors, but like all good stories for all good little boys and girls, this story has a happy ending, and soon the Reconstruction shall begin. It's been a difficult civil war, but the rebuilding of the Sinuses should help to clear out the Bad Bacteria, creating a hopeful future for the once peaceful town of Lindsay.