The Onion Election Guide

http://www.theonion.com/election2004/

'Tis classic. In times like this, we all need someone to turn to to remind us who we really are. I have no television, but The Onion the the clips of The Daily Show at www.comedycentral.com always keep me honest. Bring this with you to the polls. The sense of humor might help you deal with all the republicans you've been able to avoid.